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Pranksters and the Pranked.

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Gamzee looked to his best buddy Sollux beside him and grinned. “You ready bro?” Sollux lifted up the two yellow pistol water guns, his glasses shone. “Ready~” Gamzee looked back over the hedge they were hiding behind, raising up his large purple water gun, surveying the area oh so seriously. Sollux watched his friend, waiting for a signal “We're goiing two get them 2oo good.” Sollux giggled to himself and Gamzee chuckled back, “There they are bro, heh, they're backs are turned and everything.” Gamzee motioned for Sollux to take his place, “Blii22fully unaware~” Sollux agreed, “When 2hould we launch the attack?” questioned the mischievous captor “On three..” Gamzee paused. “One, two, three!!” they chanted in unison, jumping up from their hiding place and just about to launch themselves at their 'victims' to find the tables unexpectedly turned... on themselves.



Karkat and John both turned around, from what the other two had assumed was a friendly chat, but was in fact scheming, they knew exactly what the other's had been intending too do, they were so lame. In both of their hands were water balloons and the pair stepped aside to reveal mountains of the things. “Oh shi--” Gamzee didn't get a chance to finish before Karkat lobbed a water balloon at his ex-moirail. “TAKE THIS YOU FUCKER!” he shouted, raining down water balloons like arrows, except they didn't block out the sun, because there wasn't any. John smirked and took the initiative to start lobbing water balloons at Sollux, which really didn't go very well, as Sollux hated humans, his ego was stoked, there's no way he'd loose out to this bunch of assholes.


Instead of running Sollux kicked off into the air and hovered over John and Karkat squeezing the trigger and soaking John's baby blue PJ's. “What wa2 that about lame?” he smirked, Karkat caught sight of this and turned around. “OH SOLLUX~” Sollux turned his head just in time for a water balloon to smash into the side of it, turning the mages features stony. “You liittle...” Sollux flew down and chased after his best friend with his dual water guns, what seemed like an idle prank soon turned into an all out war, John and Gamzee started chasing each other around, before long everyone was soaked, John the most, Gamzee second, although he looked pretty unhappy about it, Karkat next and Sollux last, cheating by using his powers to avoid the balloons very unsportingly, the fucker.


WELL CAPTOR, IT APPEARS YOU WIN, EVEN IF YOU DID CHEAT.” Sollux smirked and held out his hand, Karkat rolled his eyes, found out and placed the last water balloon in Sollux's outstretched palm. “Thank you, II'll be takiing that.” he smirked.


But then of course John had to get pissed off and grab Gamzee's water gun “HEY MOTHERFUCKER GIVE THAT BA-AGUUHH!” John filled Gamzee's mouth with water and started the fight all over again.

Click to add DescriptionOriginal idea thought up: Gamzee and sollux hide behind a bush with the intention to prank Karkat and John, unknown to them the pair already know exactly what they're up to and have devised a plan of their own; Water ballons, which for some reason Gamzee and Sollux are deathly afraid of, they clutch each other and run. Leaving John and Karkat sniggering in victory at their mischieg. (gamz and sollux both have water guns, sollux has two pistol water guns and gamzee has one big purple one.)

Collab with my friend kai, I came up with a drawing idea for him and it ended up becoming a fanfiction, he (obviously) drew the artwork for this piece.
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thii2 wa2 2illy / / u o good job